WTF?

I had crazy dreams last night, but I don't remember anything about them.  Even the bits and scraps that were still hanging around my brain when I woke up have all slipped into oblivion.   However, the last voice I heard before I woke up said, "This is coming right off of Jesus' headband."  I mean... WHAT?

And while googling around for an image to go with this entry, I stumbled upon this gem of a website:

http://hipsterorjesus.com/